Costa Rica 2022: Part 2
Montreverde and the cloudless forest
In part 2 of our Costa Rica adventure, we head to Monteverde and the cloud forest (spoiler alert, no clouds!) and take a swing at ziplining.
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🇨🇷 Day 3: La Fortuna to Monteverde
Our time at the Hotel Linda Vista was mainly spent from the hot tub and pool soaking in the views. From the sunset the day before to late morning relaxation, we profited from the peace and quiet on the remote end of the lake, and it felt like vacation was truly upon us.
But the main order of the day was the three hour drive to the next section of our vacation: the cloud forest, Monteverde and the crown jewel of our vacation, the Hotel Belmar. Here’s the funny thing: the distance between the Hotel Linda Vista and Hotel Belmar - “hot tub to hot tub”, if you will - is about 15km. The drive, however, will run you about 3 hours, as the two are separated by a formidable mountainous wild area where no roads dare to pass. The road is a patchwork of mostly asphalt with plenty of potholes and frequently punctuated by stretches of rough gravel. It runs northward up the east side of Lake Arenal, crosses over the top of the lake, then ventures into the wild county south back into the hills, and eventually into the cloud forest.
Appealing signs for the Lake Arenal Brewery caught our eye and we decided to stop off at a beautiful lodge overlooking the lake to enjoy a rare craft beer and plate of nachos. Alas, the nachos were never meant to be, as the wait staff was off their game (to put it pleasantly) and, one hour and half a warm beer later, we gave up and continued on our way.
The roads continued to get steeper and our plucky little Chevy Beep or whatever cute model our rental car was kept grinding until we reached the valhalla that is the Hotel Belmar. I’m not in the business of influencing or reviewing places, but suffice it to say this is one of the good ones, and doubtless the pinnacle of our accommodations for the trip.
The room was spacious and atmospheric, the restaurant featured an open air porch looking out over the hills falling away all the way out to the Gulf of Nicoya and the Pacific Ocean. They have their own brewery (TL;DR, the beer was great, but the actual little brasserie was a bit insufferable with “way too loud acoustic guitar reggae guy” providing live music for happy hour and lots of american tourists just getting their vibe on… this is a common theme throughout our travels here. though), however we chose the quieter view from the restaurant terasse to have two incredible coctails, garnished with fruits and vegetables from their own gardens. Before long we were in the private hot tub feeling well accomplished with our transition day.
Our night culminated with a short walk to the town centre of Monteverde for dinner. Being a cloud forest and well up in elevation, the air was cool, and we were happy to find a warm and inviting Italian restaurant with a table next to an open fireplace. A massive pizza followed, along with a lightly strange veggie burger. It seems an actual veggie burger patty is not a common occurrence in Costa Rica. Thus, the veggie burger was full of flare: big bun, lettuce, tomato, pickle, mushrooms, onions, sauces… and a grilled pineapple slice. While this was, regrettably, a let down, the rest of the meal and the ambiance was top notch and the evening was a win.
🇨🇷 Day 4: Monteverde, or, that day we ziplined
We found a place for breakfast: Stella’s Café: a beautiful place with very good food, but the clincher is the back terrasse on which we sit is frequented by white-faced monkeys. Most recognizable as the monkey of choice for organ grinders across the world and in many an old movie, these guys, unlike the elusive howler monkeys, are the jokesters, ready to say hello, make a scene, steal your breakfast, and generally entertain (or harass, depending on your mood). And so, after much gawking and laughter, we were off to the activity of the day.
Neither Mandeep nor I have ever ziplined, nor even gave it much thought as a viable enjoyable activity. And yet, hours later, there we were zooming across the canopy in a sling connected to a little wire by a big carabiner. How did we get here? Well, suffice it to say Costa Rica is the place for ziplining, and after hearing not one, but two enthusiastic recommendations about how incredibly awesome this one ziplining place is, where you can “superman” the longest (1km long - ok that is pretty incredible) line we said, ok what the hell let’s give it a try.
And that’s what happened. I think it hit us both about how we expected. Fun? Sure. Scary? Not really so much, the lines and harnesses, etc. were all nice and secure. But more so than that, especially at the greater heights, perception the height itself is made less palpable, and the trees below just looks like miniatures, and don’t elicit the stomach-turning dread of extreme heights. In the end, we enjoyed the activity, but agreed we probably didn’t need to ever to it again.
The rest of the day was leisurely, enjoyed at the Hotel Belmar. The stunning jungle hot tub, reserved for only us for an hour, and then a romantic dinner at the Belmar restaurant out on the balcony, looking off into the darkened hills below and surrounded by birds, frogs and a giant patio heater to keep us warm in the breezy elevation. Meal highlights included a lovely bottle of Chilean red and a cheese plate consisting of chesses and vegetables from the Belmar farm down the road, as well as an exquisite cocktail se llama “Sante, Dinero y Amor” (Health, Money and Love). Feeling successful, and continuing a lasting trend throughout this vacation, we were exhausted and well on our way to bed by 9pm.
Welcome to vacationing in your 40s.